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This post is part of Mashable's Masturbation Week. May is National Masturbation Month, so we're celebrating by exploring the many facets of self-love. First, have you considered just saying "masturbation? But if you really can't do it — or if you're some kind of slang aficionado — you'll be thrilled to know that there are dozens of unusual euphemisms for masturbation at your disposal. We've compiled a selection of 50 for you here, all from the deep tunnels of our blessed internet.
Biba. Age: 23. I am a sensitive girl, I love men's touch and deep penetrations. I am a shameless girl who is ready for a long sexual intercourse. And are you ready? If ready, then let's start!
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In the piece, there is a low wooden ramp merging with the floor. The ramp extends across the width of the room, beginning two feet up the side of one wall and slanting down to the middle of the floor. In his original performance of the piece, Acconci lay hidden underneath the ramp installed at the Sonnabend Gallery, masturbating. The artist's spoken fantasies about the visitors walking above him were heard through loudspeakers in the gallery. Over the course of three weeks, he masturbated eight hours a day while murmuring things like, "You're pushing your cunt down on my mouth" or "You're ramming your cock down into my ass.
Patra. Age: 27. My open mindedness will nicely surprise you! We can try everything! It’s fun and turns me on! I always totally focused on my partner and cover him with my warm. I am extremely sexy and love to play with that. I never rushed and that will give us relaxing intimate time together.
Nice: Here are 50 of the funniest euphemisms for masturbation
In "Unscrewing Ourselves," our first annual Sex Month on Broadly, we explore the state of sex ed today by highlighting the individuals changing our sexual health for the better. Read more from this series here. If you want to understand Broad City 's protagonists, you can look at their masturbation routines.
I'm a healthy year-old man, but am unable to orgasm through vaginal sex. I could probably get there eventually, but usually give up after minutes, though I'm capable of reaching orgasm while masturbating. I know sex shouldn't be goal-orientated, but I feel I'm missing out.